Hoodies with zippers that actually last, T-shirts and hats!

In a world awash with completely unnecessary goods, we thought we’d throw our proverbial (and literal) hats into the ring, too. Wccftech is proud to offer our very own line of high quality merchandise. We promise this is not our greed and there was a real market need for it (we will get back to you once we think of a reasonable reason). The The Wccftech merchandise shop can be accessed here.

Support the site and get something in return! Is this not an obvious capitalist trap? Maybe ಠ_ಠ

Our merchandise is high quality and guaranteed* to fill the void in your life. Almost nothing is better than an impulse purchase that satisfies those late-night needs for over consumption (* = only 1 in 1,000 users reported a marginal improvement in the empty sense of existential dread, and even then – a relationship was never established between our hoods and this improvement).

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The first thing we added to our list was a hoodie that really lasts. So without further ado, let me introduce our lineup!

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We know you absolutely love design and want to be nominated for the Oscars for costume (or whatever it’s called) but the material is cCotton and polyester blended fleece fabric. Heavy duty grade zippers are used to ensure they last at least little bit Longer than average hoodie. Screen print on the front, high density print on the arm and reflective print on the back. Dry cleaning is preferred.

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Next up is this absolutely stunning looking cover if we do say so ourselves. made of cDenim fabric with an adjustable buckle and lots more Sweat the love. High density logo print on the front. This thing will last for ages and will make everyone question your fashion choices. This is your chance to stand out from all the sheep.

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Do you prefer a company branded shirt for your personal life? Or maybe a black shirt as your future? Well, we’ve got you covered either way with our 100% Cotton Knit T-Shirts. It features a screen print on the front and a high-density printed logo on the shoulder. We love our logos so you probably don’t want to machine wash this but since nobody follows washing instructions literally – feel free to put it in that washer – our logo will be damned.

Note: the actual photo of our editor moments before he was fired for this “awesome” campaign (🤦‍♂️):

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